|1 Zelda Badfic, Three Year Anniversary Edition!
||[Oct. 24th, 2006|11:48 am]
Twenty years ago today, I was born. But more importantly, three years ago today, my favorite Zelda badfic was born as well:
Faded Illusions by TiresiaS
I've wibbled this one before, but I decided that it was so great that it had to be done again. Three year anniversary and all...
This gem starts out with one of the greatest openers ever: He made love to me last night. I don't know how it happened but it did. Then the rest of the first chapter is basically Link remembering how Sheik made love to him (though he doesn't know how it happened), and then Sheik betrays him. The way I figure it Link must have been drugged, having an out-of-body experience, or just plain wasn't there.
Link comes home from saving the world to a voice mail message from Sheik...Other notable things about this fic is its abundance of worm breaths and penuses.
Hey Link, it's Sheik. I made love to you last night. Where were you? Call me back so we can schedule a time for when I can betray you. Thanks, bye!
I sighed the worm breath caressed my body as I now found myself standing waiting, for him.and
He bent down on one knee behind me, placing his rough hands on my shoulders leaving traces of his worm breath on my neck.and finally
Ever so slowly I unbuttoned it, letting his penus fall into my hands.I daresay no further commentary is needed. Yes, this fic is that great.