||[May. 27th, 2006|04:25 am]
|||||The Dandy Warhols - Nietzsche||]|
This isn't a traditional wibble, no...just a little presentation of the Zelda gallery over on AdultFanFiction.Net...
The Tracker the Tracking and the Tracked
Ganondorf goes back in time to get his revenge on link, in the present Link starts to disappear,Zelda sends someone to go to the past and save Link.Ganon/Link/Sheik/Young link, Sheik/Link,Link/Zelda Angst,Language,MC,Racist,Slave,Shouta,Minor,Anal,Beast,B
Just look at that first pairing. Seriously, just look at it.
Zelda swallowed by a snake
Zelda is having trouble sleeping, what is also worse is when she finally gets some shuteye, there is a snake slowly eating her and when she reakises it, it is too late. Will Link come and save her? L Z First person experience, M/F,SoloF
This summary made me el-oh-el badly. I didn't read it, but the author has a quicksand fetish, as mentioned below. I can only imagine that Zelda gets some pleasure out of being eaten by a snake. But anyway, that summary is awesome.
Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Malon Lon Milk
Set two years after OoT. Link helps Malon out on the Lon Lon Ranch... M/F, lactation
I actually read this one, and...erm. Lactation abound. Sometimes I was wondering if Link was even lactating... Ma-Lon Lon Milk, clever...in a disturbed sort of way.
Link/Darunia. You read right, GAY LINK/GORON SEX. Link visits Goron City after a late night on Death Mountain. Darunia teaches him to relax... M/M,Anal,Beast,Oral,PWP
Sweet Nayru, all my dreams came true in this one little story...(not).
A Hero's Trusty Steed
Link finds himself intimately involved with his horse in the worst way. Covered in her scent, a pair of stallions from the ranch feel the need to pass on their genes... M/M/M,Beast
Believe it or not, this actually isn't the first Link/horse story I've had the pleasure of coming across...
Fire, Ice and Lust
Wind Waker. For Link to continue, he needs the Magic Arrows. The Fairy Queen wants something too.. (Orig Title, Fire Ice and Sex) M/F,Lemon,Minor
shawnaduck made an icon that would go well with this story, I believe...
Sex Knows No Species!
In response to a challenge, a certain young maiden gets it on with..a horse?! ^__^ Beast
Now all the fandom needs is a Link/Malon/horse threesome and we're set.
Link Ruto; The Hero of Time finally returns to Hyrule, an empty feeling within hea heart. A forgoten promise looms in his mind- will fulfilling it make him complete?
Sadly, Link/Ruto isn't something you see every day...(if at all).
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BEST description of Fin-Sex EVER. Link/King Zora M/M,Parody,Lime,Shonen- Ai,Beast,Minor,Oral,Ped,PWP
Link gave King Zora a giljob.
King Zora liked what Link did to him.
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That's the story, actually, right there. And it is awesome.
Zelda and Malon in quicksand 'fighting over Link'
Link takes Zelda and Malon into the lost woods for a camping trip so both girls would get allong on friendly terms, but it all goes horribly wong Language,Shojo-Ai
“Malon!” shrieked Zelda. “The quicksand is rising to my breasts, please don’t let it take them.”
Slowly without saying anything, Malon put her hands onto Zelda’s breasts and began to rub her nipples.
Zelda opened her mouth wide and looked to the sky as Malon gave her the ultimate sensation that a woman could have.
“OH GOD, YOU’RE SOO GOOD” Zelda screamed as she continued at gasp for air.
There are so many words I could say about this, but I have no idea where I'd even begin... Hopefully that wrongish sort of laughter will suffice.
Link's Trip to the Graveyard
OoT Young Link...now thats what I call a sticky situation Angst,Language,Racist,M/M/M,Shouta,Minor,Anal,Beast,DP,Lemon,N/C,Nec,Oral,Tort
A tale of a boy and his fairy….. and sodomy
( Traumatization at its finestCollapse )
I'd be lying if I said that this wasn't my favorite story on AdultFanFiction.Net and that I wasn't horribly traumatized while reading. Thanks to this, I have ReDead/Link on the brain.